Most people enjoy jokes. Many, on the other hand, detest them. I am and never have been a fan of jokes. The large majority are in poor taste and poke fun at people – such as the mentally/physically challenged, various ethnic groups, and even dead celebrities – and really aren’t funny at all. Here are several I found on the internet and decided to post them here to give you an example of what I mean:

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

What did God say when he made the first black man? “Damn, I burnt one.”
Why are aspirins white? Because they work!

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, “This is for all my people” and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, “This is for all my people” and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy’s turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, “This is for all my people” and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Q: Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?
A: So they can take bubble baths.
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.

There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, “We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, “We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, “We have too many in our country.”
Q: What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A: A box of crackers.
There were three guys in Hell – Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, “A call from Hell to Hell is local.”

What do you call a Jewish homosexual? A He-blew.
Q: What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
A: E.T. eventually went home.
Q: What’s the word that starts with an “N” that no one wants to call a black person?
A: Neighbor.
What happens if a Jew with an erection walks face first into a wall? He breaks his nose.

Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?”
Man: “Yes!”
Reporter: “Name?”
Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim.”
Reporter: “Sex?”
Man: “Three to five times a week.”
Reporter: “No no! I mean male or female?”
Man: “Yes, male, female… sometimes camel.”
Reporter: “Holy cow!”
Man: “Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general.”
Reporter: “But isn’t that hostile?”
Man: “Yes, horse style, dog style, any style.”
Reporter: “Oh dear!”
Man: “No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.”
Q: How do you distinguish an arab from a terrorist?
A: You don’t ….. that’s the problem!
Q: How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One; white men will screw anything.
These jokes were discovered at Laugh Factory should you care to check things out for yourself.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s