Lindsay Lohan, Not Cute At All

So are Reese Witherspoon, Renee Zellweger, Glenn Close, Taylor Swift, Scarlett Johannson, and Gwyneth Paltrow…and let’s not forget that hag extraordinaire, Courtney Love! These aren’t the only ugly heifers in Hollywood: Tori Spelling is long-faced and gruesome, Sarah Jessica Parker is too, and Maria Bello with that bad hair dye job – why doesn’t she just learn to love her natural color? Christina Ricci, Paris Hilton, Rhea Perlman (most Jewish women are homely, not sure why this is but it’s true),¬†Hilary Swank, and Madonna are also not attractive – hell, the list could go on and on but I’ll stop here.

One reason these White celebs are ugly is because they look so old. Of course, White people are sun worshipers and the sun is one of their deadliest enemies but trying telling them that! Studies have shown that Black women age 10 years more slowly than do White women and while many Asians also appear more youthful than Whites, by the time they’re in their 50s and older, age starts to catch up with them as well. But for Caucasians, getting older is really telling. They wear it on their faces like a badge and only diligent skin care can help maintain youthfulness but apparently, Whites don’t care to do anything about sun damage unless they have an image to keep up, such as with celebrities.

 

Julia Roberts, Ugly Celebrity

Face it people, White women look ancient by the time they’re 40, even with plastic surgery and human growth hormone – which really don’t help matters at all because ageing is a fact of life, and it’s also hereditary. So if your mom’s hair was mostly gray by the time she was in her late 30s, chances are yours will be too. Certain nationalities tend to age worse than others – British people, along with those that live Down Under, are notorious for getting wrinkles (and even gray hair) at a young age. I remember touring Europe with Contiki, a company popular with the Aussies and Kiwis, and some of my fellow tour members were 24, 26, 28…yet appeared ten years older!

Some Hispanics age badly while others don’t

When you see anti-ageing commercials on TV, who are featured in them? White women of course. Black women don’t get wrinkles like that except those with a lot of Caucasian blood, and even half Whites Halle Berry and Alicia Keys have smooth complexions, even when the cameras zoom in for a close up. You can’t hide those lines all the time – and I know about airbrushing and Photoshop and all those other magic wands employed by the industry to wave away those tell-tale signs of ageing – so check out Julianne Moore in the Loreal ads on TV and you’ll understand what I’m blogging about.

Another reason ugly celebrities are ugly is…well, they are simply ugly and that’s that.

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